What an interesting title i must say.. Well thats exactly what i was thinking when i was creeping through pelham last thursday. I recently was dog sitting at my aunt and uncles house all last week, and i wanted to see alicia. Well needless to say, i had to feed max, play with him for a while and off to my journey to clay. Keep in mind that i was driving my "pimp wagon-micro machine" known as the CRX. The crx is not a good looking car, by far. I mean, I drive that thing just to save some money. poor rufus would take $85 to fill it up versus the $30 on the crx; not to mention that it will go anywhere on that tank. Well i left her house and was driving down the interstate, running about 95mph when i was like dang i need to slow down... ahhh alas my eyes were so heavy and sleep was needed in this duration of time. Finially i saw the Pelham exit and i merged off. I was right outside the neiborhood when i saw the blue lights behind me... oh $#it.. this cannot be good. Well i pulled over and the cop walked up to my window and said, excuse me sir, do you know why i pulled you over? Well ive heard this speech a time or two and im pretty sure everyone else has also. I was like dang, right when i slowed down.... " I simply replyed... umm no sir, i was going the limit" and he said, "yes, you were. but your bright lights were on". I said, oh yeah i couldnt see that well so i figured i would use them to the best of my ability. He walked up to the front of the car fast and said, turn them on and let me check.. (knowing i had a light out) I said welll... i may have a light out. He said yep you do mr. webb.. dang mr. cop sir, i didnt know... ha yeah right... So he took my license, bill of sale and all that; and sat in his car for 20 mins. YESSSS i was getting more tired and sleepy by the second. Finally he came back to my car and wrote me a sitaion.. i mean why???? there are crack heads roaming the streets and your going to give me a sitation for thisssss... ahhh shoot me. but anyways i had 72 hours to take care of the headlight, then drive back to pelham and let an officer inspect it for that very reason... stupid reason because i pass people all the time with lights out.
Any ways, i had to take care of that today and it was quite funny to see this cop, with nothing else to do, inspect my little car.. haha very funny i thought. Well thats my random crazyness in my life... things get more and more interesting as the time passes by through my daily life haha... more stories for another day. H.I,B.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
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you should of been like "this is racist!!! just because im driving a crx doesnt mean im a mexican and you KNOW thats the only reason you pulled me over."
that or fallen asleep while he was running all your shiz.... that would of really ticked him off.... he he he
look at me cop bashing when i went to college to freakin be one.....
THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!
THAT HEADLIGHT USED TO GO OUT AND DALE WOULD JIGGLE SOMETHING AND IT WOULD WORK AGAIN...
GUESS YOU COULD HAVE USED THAT BIT OF INFO AT AN EARLIER TIME HUH?
There are alot of people in prison who were stopped for...you guessed it...one headlight. Which is how the cops found the ______.(fill in blank- dead body, drugs, kid that was napped, etc.) It is what they call "probable cause". It is like a greenlight for a cop to check you out. ;-)
Even if I try, I can't see Dela as a cop. Just can't. lol
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